🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Messages just launched Sensitive Content Warnings, and NO, it’s not a new feature to warn you when your ex slides into your DMs! 😱💌 🛑🖼️ Say goodbye to those awkward moments when you accidentally open a NSFW pic from your *ahem* "friend" while on a public bus 🤦‍♂️🚍. Now, Google’s got your back with content so sensitive it’s practically got therapy bills! 💸💔 Remember that famous Drake meme? Imagine it like this: Drake pointing at blurry nudes 👉📸, and then he’s like “Nope! Not today, Satan!” 👿🔥. It's giving “this is fine” vibes while your heart is literally racing because you're half expecting a pic of your boss's cat 🍕😹. 👨‍💻💬 In some leaked developer quotes, one Google dev said, "We thought, what could possibly make our users happier? Oh, I know, blurred nudes! 💃💥 Big brain move!” Galaxy brain level unlocked! 🌌🧠 But here’s a real hot take: In two years, Google’s gonna roll out a feature that not only blurs nudes but also gives you a daily recap of all the triggers you avoided by scrolling past your ex’s profile — that’s right, stonks! 📈💰 Brace yourself! The future is here, and it's a wild blur! 🔮👀💥💯