🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Messages just slapped a filter on its Details page! 💥🚨 Y'all ever peeped a new update and thought, "WTF is this?!" 🥴 Well, hold onto your emojis because Google’s swinging into the Material 3 Expressive era like they're trying to vibe check our boring text chats! 💬✨ #UpgradeOrDie 👀 So what's this redesign do? It’s like putting makeup on a potato! 🥔💄 We’re getting a fancy new Details experience, which is basically like putting sparkles on a spreadsheet—cute but ultimately useless! 😂💔 Dev quote leaked from somewhere, probably the Google break room: "We like to think of it as the ‘Gym Class Hero’ of apps—looks good but still can't shoot a three!" 🏀🔥 Do we really need a *details page* to talk about details? This is fine. *Meanwhile, iMessage users* be like Drake pointing 👆 to their blue bubbles, while Androids still flex like “we can customize our widgets!” 🤖💪 #Stonks just dropped like a bad meme! 📉 Unhinged prediction? By 2025, your toaster will be texting you motivational quotes, and you’ll be begging to set it to ‘Do Not Disturb’! 🥴🔥🌌 SHARE THIS if you’re ready to roast Google! 🚀💰