🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Messages is rolling out features like it’s 2025 and your grandpa’s still struggling to send a meme! 😂🤖 Listen up, nerds! Google has officially decided that *sometime* between now and the heat death of the universe (aka October 2025), we’ll finally see some new features for Messages! 🌌 Hovering around the A/B testing stage like it’s a middle school dance, Google’s been keeping us waiting longer than you think your crush will text back. 📱💔 Rumor has it that one developer said, "We A/B test features so much, we're basically playing Russian Roulette with user experience 🤡💀." Meanwhile, the rest of us are like: "This is fine" while our SMS app still thinks it's 2010. 🔥 What’s being added? Who knows? A 2-second reaction time? A snooze button for messages? A "STILL NOT DELIVERED" sticker? The possibilities are as endless as your empty fridge after ordering takeout for weeks! 😂🍕 💰🔥 Hot take: In 2025, the real upgrade is that Google will finally let you send voice messages without sounding like a robot in a blender! 🚀 If not, we're officially demanding a "Meme Mode" where every text becomes a glorious cringe compilation! Share this if your phone still thinks emojis are a vibe! 🚀💯✌️