🔥🎉 **BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE MEET TAKES VIDEO CALLS TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WITH 4,000 NEW EMOJIS** 🎉🔥 🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Google Meet just dropped a bombshell on us—4,000 NEW EMOJIS for video calls! 🤯💻 That's right, you can now express your existential dread with even MORE emoji options during that 3-hour meeting about nothing! 🥱💀 🤑 Say goodbye to actual conversation 🔪👋 and hello to a galaxy-brain meltdown where "😱" perfectly sums up your boss's PowerPoint on Q4 projections! Stonks going UP, amirite? 📈😂 *Leaked developer quote*: "We realized that words are overrated, so we just threw in more emojis. After all, why communicate effectively when you can send a dancing avocado instead?" 🥑💃 **Drake is pointing** to the new "confetti party" reaction 🎊 but also shaking his head at your manager trying to run a serious Zoom call with the 'disapproving face' emoji. Like, bro, this is fine, right? 👀🔥 In a world where "professionalism" is just a meme at this point, Google Meet is carving the path for *literal chaos*. Next up? Virtual backgrounds with interactive GIFs and sound effects! 🤖💾 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, meetings will consist solely of emoji reactions and interpretive dance. No cap, watch me! 💃✨