🚨💔 Oh snap, fam! Garmin just got a taste of the Google sauce and they're serving up a buffet of “meh” with their new Google Maps app for smartwatches! 🍽️📉 Like, can we get a big “yikes”? Not even a full course, just the appetizer of basic turn-by-turn directions that make you feel like you’ve just unlocked the “Lame” achievement in a video game. 🎮💀 So, let's break this down: you gotta whip out your *Android* phone (sorry iPhone homies, y’all just got benched 🤷‍♂️) and keep it within range – while your Garmin flicks and vibrates like your grandma trying to get your attention at Thanksgiving dinner. 🍗✨ “Grandma, I KNOW it’s my turn!” But wait, why are we vibing with a smartwatch from a company that sounds like it specializes in dad jokes? 🤡🔥 I’m not saying this is the future, but it’s giving major "This is fine" vibes while everything burns around it. 🔥💰 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted a reason to use the word ‘vibrate’ in 2023.” 🤖💬 Prediction: Brace yourselves, in 2025 Garmin will drop an *OS* update that wakes you up with unsolicited motivational quotes while you’re running. 🌌💪 But for now? This is the tech equivalent of a middle school dance. Just cringe. #SmartwatchBanter #StonksInReverse #SeetheAndCope 🥴🚀