🚀🔥 ALERT: The POLSTAR 4 is getting decked out with Google Maps’ BRAND-NEW LIVE LANE GUIDANCE and I can’t even!!! 😱💥 Picture this: you’re cruising down the highway, jamming to your favorite tunes, when suddenly your car goes full-on VISUAL AI BRAIN MODE 🤖✨ and schooled you on which lane to be in! 💁‍♂️🚘 It’s like having a co-pilot that *actually* knows what it’s doing (unlike Karen last week who couldn’t even parallel park). "It’s just like Waze but with a degree in SATIRE!" said one imaginary Google developer in a leaked meeting. “Our AI sees what you see...so if you’re still in the left lane as your exit approaches, it’ll shout ‘ARE YOU DUMB?!’” 😂🎤💩 Now, while Google promises fewer missed exits (like, no cap, this is fr fr game-changing), we’re all just wondering where else this feature will work. Like… will it help you navigate your emotional baggage on the highway of life? Because let’s be real; that’s the real journey. 🚀💔 In conclusion: Google Maps is basically morphing into your mother yelling at you to "GET OVER!" on the road. *Stonks* for that! 💰📈 But honestly, if they’re adding more road types, can we just skip ahead to Google Maps guiding me on how to dodge all life responsibilities? 👀✨ Hot take: In 3 years, the Polestar 4 will have an upgrade that *literally* drives you away from people trying to give you unsolicited advice. This is how we finally achieve PEACE. 💀✌️