🚨BREAKING: Google Maps just dropped a new gadget better than your BFF’s 5 AM wakeup call... and you know this is gonna be a WILD ride! 🚀💀 So, picture this, fam: Google Maps is *finally* flexing its genius brain by slapping a literal CHIP in the app that tells you how long it'll take to get home. No need to tap, swipe, or – heaven forbid – move your thumbs! 🕺💾 It’s like when the pizza delivery guy texts you, only this time it’s Google saying, “You better not be on TikTok for another hour, bro. Your couch is calling.” 📱🍕 But like, is this innovation or just Google really reaching for that 2023 "Laziness Index"? 🤡🔥 Imagine this convo at Google HQ: Dev1: "What if users could know their ETA without awkward small talk?" Dev2: "Bro, what if we just put a chip in the app? 🤯" Dev1: "Based! That’s literally innovative af. Stonks for days." 🤑📈 But fr fr, what’s next? A “take a nap” button? As if we needed more help to avoid responsibilities!! 😩 This is fine... 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google will implant “home feelings” in our brains so we can instantly teleport. Let’s just hope it doesn’t trigger any cringe moments like “remembering your ex’s place.” 💔🚫