🚨 📢 *BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE KEEP JUST UNLEASHED THE “SORT” FEATURE* 📢 🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! 🤡💻 Google went *absolutely feral* and added SORTING OPTIONS to Google Keep for Android!!! 🎉💥 I know, wild right?! I’m just here like "Google, no one asked for this feature—like fr fr." It's like they took a look at the note chaos of your life and said, "Let's slap a label on that dumpster fire." 🔥🔥 Who needs to organize their thoughts when you can just CTRL+F your way to enlightenment, amirite? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the devs are probably having a conversation that goes like this: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "What do you think about adding a ‘Sort’ option?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "I dunno, but it'll make them feel like they have control over their chaotic existence like it’s some kind of stonks move!" 📈💰 It’s like if you could sort your life with a finger snap! But also, let’s be real—if you needed sorting, this would be a sign: "This is fine." 😬 So, *unhinged prediction time*: Google Keep will now become the “All hail the note-sorting king of the universe” 🏆🤖, and next, they’ll add a “Tidy Up Your Brain” button because why not? Google knows we’re all a bunch of chaotic messes anyway. 🤯🚀 So, go ahead, embrace the chaos, and try this feature out! Just don’t be surprised when your life still feels like a meme. 💅💀 #NoteWithAView #GoogleKeepIsLife