🤖🌈💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped the *spiciest* update on the Pixel fam 😤🔥! Yup, you heard that right! The Material 3 Expressive UI is crashing onto your older Pixel devices like an uninvited guest at a party, knocking over your stonks while you're just trying to vibe! 😂💰💀 🙏 So grab those Pixel 6s and tablets from the tech graveyard because it’s time to customize your lock screen with some *live effects* that show the weather—because, like, apparently knowing if it’s raining is *so* 2023. #BlindinglyBasic ☔️ 📞 Plus, now you can make your friend's contact cards look *way* cooler when they call, which honestly just feels like applying a fresh coat of paint on a sinking ship. 🚢🖌️ “Do you wanna see my new contact card?” “Nah, I’m still on the fence about answering, fam.” #Cringe 😩 Just when we thought Google was done gorilla-gluing features onto old phones, they’re back at it like they’re changing the locks on your house and pretending they didn’t. 🙃 🚨 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “Honestly, we just wanted to distract from the fact that we still haven’t fixed YouTube's algorithm. 😂” So buckle up, fam! Hot take incoming: Soon, Google's gonna make their coffee AI-assisted, and we're all gonna be throwing our wallets at Pixel 20s trying to keep up with the vibes. ☕️🚀 Who's buying one next year? Don’t all raise your hands at once! ✋💸