🔥🚨🚨 HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS, TECH-TITANS! 🐔🐢 Google just fired a *literal* shot across Apple’s bow, and it’s HILARIOUS! 🍏😂 So, Apple drops the iPhone 17, and Google hits 'em with their latest episode of #BestPhonesForever—**“Generation Gap”**—like “sorry not sorry, your AI is about as useful as a rubber chicken at a tech convention!” 🤡 🐔 Rumor has it, a *leaked developer* was overheard saying, "At this point, Siri's lost in the sauce. 😂" Meanwhile, Google's poking fun like: “Is that an iPhone or a turtle trying to run a marathon?! 🐢💨” Picture this: Apple’s stage is all about the new AI, and Google’s over here in the corner with a chicken dance 🤭👉 like “stonks 📈 are on our side, fam!” Drake’s pointing, like, “No cap, we’ve been vibing on that Android wave since the flip phone days!” 📱💀 But wait for it... 🤯 Here’s the cherry on top: Google’s next ad is featuring a turtle teaching a chicken how to use AI! This is pure content gold, folks! 🥇🔥 *Hot take alert!* In 2040, all smartphones will be sentient and probably start roasting each other in a reality show called “Tech Wars.” 📺👾 Prepare for the ultimate AI smackdown—who's in??? 💥💰💀