🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Copied iPhone Like It’s Their Ex’s Snap Story! 🚨🔥 Hold onto your bestie because Google is gifting us?? "Calling Cards" for the Phone app, aka the tech equivalent of putting a filter on a potato. 🍟🤡 Yup, you heard that right! If you’re tired of seeing Karen’s weird cat pic every time she calls you, now you can slap a full-screen pic of yourself looking straight-up fabulous! 💁‍♀️✨ But wait… plot twist! You can’t pick YOUR own Calling Card. So like, it’s basically a glorified Tinder profile for your contacts, but the only person who swiped right is Google. 🤖🙄 “Can I just make my own card?” - A developer probably crying into their trophy for feature hype 😭⚡️ The update is rolling out “in phases” (read: Google is taking their sweet time like a parent when there's a toy sale). 😴⏳ You might be waiting on this feature, so might as well grab some popcorn! 🍿🤷‍♂️ Prediction time: By 2025, we'll have holographic Calling Cards that capture our soul. Or, you know, just more ads. This is fine. 🔥💰 #Stonks #Based Now, go post this so your friends can cringe with you! 🥴💀🔥