🚨🌍 BREAKING: Google just hit ‘undo’ on their plan to KILL goo.gl links like a bad romance!💔🔫💩 So, apparently, after realizing they were about to deep-six a treasure trove of nostalgia for all those 2015 memes, they decided to backtrack faster than your cousin at Thanksgiving when you ask about their career choices. 🤡💀 😱💬 *“Are we REALLY deactivating goo.gl? Bro, I don't wanna be the villain in my own URL story!!”* - Some Googler probably, right before hitting “send” on their resignation letter when they realized how many links were embedded in 50+ page PowerPoints. In a shocking twist that even the biggest plot-twist scandal wouldn't see coming, they’ve decided to save the links that are still showing some love and not just collecting dust like your Gym Membership. 🏋️‍♀️💅 *99% of goo.gl links are basically ghost towns?* 👻 *Stonks just dropped and we're here saying, “This is fine”* 🔥😶💰 But wait! What does this mean? Are we one step closer to a world where each URL carries the weight of our collective digital past? Or is it just Google trying to maintain the illusion they care about our online memories? *Drake pointing at preserving good URLs, no cap.* 🙌 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, goo.gl will become the cursed relic of internet history—like MySpace but with fewer emo songs and more marketing execs crying about their link rot! 😩🚀💀