🍌💥 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE JUST SMACKED ELON WITH A BANANA-BASED SLAP! 💥🍌 In a hilarious twist of fate, Google dropped their Gemini app and said “Nah fam, Apple ain’t biased like your hairline!” 😂💀 Yes, you heard that right! Musk is running around like a toddler who lost his favorite toy, whining about Apple’s alleged favoritism towards OpenAI. But like a certified movie villain, Google just rolled up like *“Hold my Pixel, let me show you how it’s done.”* 🦸‍♂️🤖 Sources say Elon was overheard saying, *“I just want a fair shot, like that one time I shot my shot at Grimes.”* 😂👀 But here comes Gemini, dropping the truth bomb and sending Musk into full-on *this is fine* mode while sipping his overpriced space latte. ☕🚀 And let’s be real, Apple is like Drake: “You used to be my favorite AI, now you’re just an obstacle in my Stonks journey.” 📈🔥 As Google gears up to blow the App Store wide open, we can’t help but wonder: will Musk pivot to selling socks? 🧦 Or maybe he’ll just hire a meme team to cope with this L. 🤔 Unhinged Prediction: In a wild plot twist, Elon will launch a rival app called “MuskAI” that literally just sends users motivational quotes while they wait for their robots to take over the world. 👀💀💰 Share this chaos before the algorithm bans me!