🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Google just pulled a classic "trust me bro" move by hiding reasoning tokens in Gemini 2.5 Pro like they're the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕💀. You’d think they were guarding the secret to the universe, but nah, it’s just for debugging AI workflows 🤖💥. Developers are out here seething harder than a macOS update that breaks your whole life. “This is fine,” they said while their AI imploded in real-time 🌪️🔥. One anonymous dev was heard saying, “Bro, what do you want from me? I can’t debug a black box! This ain’t the Da Vinci Code!” 😩📜💔 And let’s talk about that sweet, sweet stonks 💰🔥! Google really thinks they can hide the keys to the kingdom while making developers cope with errors like it's a 3 AM TikTok live 😱. In a galaxy brain move, they somehow decided that opaque AI is the future, when in reality, it’s just a one-way ticket to Cringe City 🚀❌. 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, all of Google’s AI will be so tightly locked down that we’ll have to use Ouija boards to communicate with it. They’re officially transitioning from search engine to mystery box! #PrayForDevelopers 🙏💀👾