💸 GOOGLE GETTIN' SPANKED! 🚨 BREAKING: A California jury just slapped Google with a *not-so-small* fine of $425 MILLION for violating your personal bubble! 🤯💔 That's right, the company we all love to roast is caught snooping on you when you said "no thanks" to tracking. Like, come on Google, we ain't trying to have an unwanted stalker in our pocket! 🤡📱 Imagine this convo in Mountain View: **🌐 Google Developer:** "Hey, remember that time we ignored user privacy for *years* and thought nobody would find out? 😂😂" **👨‍⚖️ Jury:** "Surprise, you're getting DRAGGED to court. 🔥" **Google:** "But we just wanted to give you that *personalized experience*… 😅💔" Ah, yes, the “Web & App Activity” setting—totally works like your fridge's water dispenser when it’s broken—*providing just enough confusion to maintain chaos.* 🤪💦 So while the big G continues to sell your data like it’s *Operation: Stonks*, remember this: they ain't your friend, fam. Cope harder! 🔍💀 🎉 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2040, Google will launch a "Privacy-First" phone that only collects data with a signed waiver from *your great-grandma.* This is fine! 😤🔥 #GoogleGlitchGalore