🚨 BREAKING: Google Gets a Fat Fine! 💰💩 Y’all remember that one friend who “borrows” your snacks without asking? Well, California just told Google, “Pay up for those Doritos you snatched!” 🥴🚨 They’re getting hit with a whopping $314.6 million fine for being cheeky lil data thieves! 📉👀 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE**: “We thought data was free real estate, turns out it's more like overpriced avocado toast.” 🥑✨ Google’s privacy motto: “It’s not that we don’t care, we just get *way* too excited.” 🤖💔 Honestly, this is the tech version of “This Is Fine” 🐶🔥 while the servers are on fire because G has been running a shady operation, collecting data like it’s Black Friday. 🛍💥 And let’s be real, Google’s reaction is just Drake pointing at the fine like, “Nah, that’s just stonks going up for users who finally woke up!” 😂💀 **HOT TAKE**: With *$314 million* on the line, what’s next? Google is totally gonna roll out an “Oops, lol, our bad” emoji to show they care. Get ready for the new Android update: “Data Permission? Just Kidding!” 🤡🚀 Share if you think Google should just pay this in *free* YouTube Premium subs! 😱💸