🔥🚨 **BREAKING: GOOGLE PLAYS NAME GAMES WITH GEMINI ASSISTANT VOICES!!** 🚨🔥 So, Google is out here treating us like we’re in a never-ending season of "Name That Tune" with their new Gemini-Assistant voices for the Nest. Like, fam, it’s still the same ol' robotic banter that's about as exciting as watching paint dry, but now it’s called… what? “Sirius Smooth”? 🌌💁‍♂️ Or maybe, “Bob’s Boring Banter”? 🤡 🤖 Imagine this: Google devs in the cafeteria being all like, "Dude, let's throw our entire brand into chaos by renaming voices that literally sound like they’ve been dipped in the cringe sauce." One of them probably sipped avocado toast and said, "What if we just renamed everything and called it innovation?" 🤢💸 Meanwhile, we’re out here like Drake pointing at our old Nest Mini, saying “Nah, this ain’t it, chief” while our new assistant sounds suspiciously like every other assistant with a college degree. 🎓💀 In case you missed it, this is basically Google’s version of “This is Fine” where everything's burning but they just slap a new label on the flames 🔥🔥. 💥 Dare I say it? In a year, we’ll be casually discussing the "Gemini-Assistant 2.0” while the voices will still just be variations of “I don’t know”. Wake up, sheeple, we’re in *the Matrix*! 😱🚀 💥💥 PREDICTION: By 2025, Google will launch a voice called “Sassy Karen” that’ll roast you for asking simple questions. 👀🔥 LET THE CHAOS REIGN! #Stonks #techcringe