🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google Just Unleashed the “Web Guide” & It’s Like the Swiss Army Knife of Search Results! But is it really that deep? 🤔💀 Y'all, Google just dropped a hot new feature called Web Guide, and it’s like if your messy uncle organized his hoarding closet by the color of the junk instead of just tossing it out! 🌈💼 Like, “Oh, you want pizza recipes? Here’s a dissertation on pepperoni and some random cat videos,” all grouped together like stonks! 📈🍕💸 But wait—let’s not pretend this is solving world hunger. According to a *leaked** convo between Google engineers 🤓💬: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, this web guide is like putting lipstick on a pig." 🐷💄 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Yeah, but at least the pig can tweet now! #AImazing" 🚀🐖 This is fine. Our attention spans are dying, and Google is like “Here’s 15 ways to cook your boredom.” Are we sitting here sorting our existential dread and cats memorializing our brain cells? 😩💥 No cap, this is how Google prepares us for the real dystopia! So grab your tinfoil hat, because soon, we’ll be paying extra for a feature that sorts results by our zodiac signs! 💫♍️🔥 Prediction: In 2026, Google will replace human interaction with AI "friends" that suggest you ask for a raise based on your moon phase! 💰💀 Share this while you can!