"Google just dropped the Pixel 10 lineup like it's a TikTok dance ππ₯ #LeakedOrWeebs ππ±π"
ππ¨ STOP RIGHT THERE β Google just turned their marketing strategy into a leaky bucket challenge! π§π Introducing the Pixel 10 lineup, brought to you by the classic Google drip-drop of epic proportions! π±π₯ So, we found out ALL the juicy deets thanks to good ol' leaks. Itβs like Google was playing a game of "how much can we spoil before the event" β spoiler alert: A LOT. πππΈ Prepare for a phone that does 10% more than your current one but still canβt seem to figure out how to use the charging cable correctly. π©π Imagine the Pixel 10 with a camera thatβs basically a βhold my beerβ challenge to all other competitors. *βHold still! Stop moving!β* π booms the imaginary Google dev in our heads, while the phone auto-filters your snack pics like itβs on a diet. π₯π€ *"We can't have you posting unfiltered fries, Janet!"* It's like Drake pointing at your old phone and saying, "When you realize the Pixel 10 has 5 cameras but only 1 software update in the past year." ππ π₯Hot take: The Pixel 10 will be so good, it might just become sentient and take over the world by 2024. π€π° **Stonks**? More like **stonks on crack**!! π₯π£ Share this or your phone will autocorrect your βoutfit of the dayβ to βboomer vibes only.β π€‘β¨ #Pixel10 #GoogleLeaks