🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH CRYPT 🚨: GOOGLE’S NEW “PRODUCTIVITY PLANNER GEM” IS HERE TO CHANGE A *WHOLE* LOT OF NOTHING!!! 💎💤💀 So Google decided to drop a gem (get it? 😂) that’s basically like giving your old-school alarm clock a fancy new paint job. Introducing the ***Gemini Drops*** where productivity is just a fancy word for “let’s see how many pointless features we can add before you consider throwing your Pixel into a lake.” 💦📱🌊 The sad part? It’s supposed to help you *plan* your productivity, but let’s be real, how many tasks do you have just sitting in your Google Keep collecting dust? 🤔💔 This is like buying a Ferrari just to drive it to work at Starbucks. 🤡🚗💨 In a leaked convo, one developer was like, “Yo, we could’ve made a super AI but instead, we gave you a glorified sticky note, no cap.” 🔥💰 Classic Google. 😅 And brace yourselves, stonks just plummeted as the only thing users will be planning is their escape from boredom. 💀💸 🔮***HOT TAKE***: In 2025, we’ll ALL be using Gemini to plan our entire lives while Google collects our thoughts for their *next* reality show: “Big Brother: Space Edition.” 👽💫🚀 Get ready for the ultimate tech dystopia, fam! #ThisIsFine #GeminiGlowUp 🧐✨