"Google just dropped the AI Infrastructure Academy like it’s Hot 🔥💀. No cap, learn to build bridges or just meme about it! 🤖🚀 #InfrastructureVibes"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🍩🎉: Google’s apparently running a summer camp called the “AI Academy American Infrastructure Academy” for people who need help NOT being total noobs in coding! 💻🔌 So here’s the tea ☕: they picked a brand-spankin’-new cohort for this four-month snooze-fest where startups get to play dress-up with “AI” and pretend they’re working on world-saving ideas like cybersecurity, education, and transportation 🚀✨. No cap, it’s like they’re handing out free passes to the “Stonks” meme convention, but for wannabe innovators struggling to figure out their APIs! 😂 But wait, there’s more! According to a “leaked” convo with a Google dev (totally not made up): “We just want to make sure they don’t send any data to Skynet by accident. Y’know, the usual.” 🤖💥 And don’t even get me started on the “equity-free support” part—sounds like they’re handing out participation trophies for showing up! 🏅💀 Prediction that’s hotter than my Tinder matches: By the end of this, we’ll have a new generation of tech bros who can only code in Buzzwords! “Disrupt the legacy paradigms, bro!” 💸🔥 Stay tuned for the chaos, fam! This is only the beginning! 😤🎶 #GoogleFlex #AIFail #MemeEconomy