HOLD UP 🚨🤯! Google Earth just said, "Let there be *history*!" to celebrate its 20th birthday 🎉🎂. Forget old-school history books—NOW you can experience the *visual glow-up* of the planet from your couch, no Zoom link required 💻🌍✨. **Introducing: Historical Street View! 🕵️‍♂️🔍** Now you can go back in time like a digital Marty McFly, minus the DeLorean 🚗💨. Wanna see Berlin go from war zone to techno-party heaven? Done! Wanna watch Las Vegas grow faster than your ex's excuses? You got it! (Honestly, stonks! 📈) Google’s like, “We know you don’t wanna do actual history homework, so here’s a time machine right on your browser!” 🤓✨ Boring? 💀📉 Nah fam, it’s like watching your house transform from a 90s fixxer-upper to a TikTok influencer mansion! 💰🔥 Some *leaked* developer convo: 👩‍💻 Developer 1: “So... are we just letting them see *everything*?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Do we care? They’ll forget by next week!” So, if you’re still stuck in 2023 scrolling through memes about your crush and avoiding responsibilities, THIS is your wake-up call. 🔔🔥 **Prediction**: Google’s gonna drop a feature where you can time travel back to stop your past self from buying crypto. Mark my words—*chaos incoming*! 🪐💣