🚨📱 BREAKING: Google launches the Pixel 10 and its friends! 😱✨ Why is this basically the tech equivalent of a new season of a show nobody asked for? 🤔💤 So, Google just hit us with Pixel 10, Pixel 10 Pro Fold, and—hold your applause—Pixel Watch 4. Spoiler alert: It’s the same vibe as last year, just with new stickers. 🎉🧐 Are we just keeping a "Create New Pixel" button on repeat now? It's like they’re playing bingo with the same design decisions from 2022. Hitting us with those *SAME* rounded corners like: "Yup, this is peak innovation!" 🤡💀 💬 Leaked dev talk: "Just tell the people it’s sleek. They’ll eat it up like stonks." 💸 Honestly, I could get my grandma to design a phone at this point, no cap. 🧓🔧 Also, they dropped Buds 2a and Buds Pro 2. New hue? OOOOHHH, so groundbreaking! It’s like introducing a new flavor of plain yogurt. 🥴 🔥 Prediction incoming: In 2025, we’ll be wearing **smart*smart* glasses that just play the same Google ad every 5 seconds, while the world burns (and we’re still seething over the lack of creativity). WATCH OUT, world! 👁️🚀💥 #PixelOverload #ThisIsFine