🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google is BACK with something called NESTED LEARNING! 😱🔥 It's more convoluted than your ex's reasons for leaving you, and trust me, that's saying something! 🤡💔 In layman's terms: they’re throwing more layers on their ML models than your grandma does on Thanksgiving dinner. 🍗🥴 If this sounds like something you’d hear at a tech conference while people sip overpriced lattes, that’s 'cause it is! ☕💸 💬 *Leaked Quote from Anonymous Developer*: “Nested Learning is like Inception, but for AI. I half expect it to wake me up in my first dream, then start optimizing my second breakfast!” 🙃💤 Now, brace yourselves: this whole "long context processing" thing is basically Google’s way of saying, "We’re going to suck all the attention from your brain and give you better spam filters!" 🎯 *Drake Pointing Meme* - when you realize that Google is just flexing on your attention span. So, to wrap this chaos up: GET READY for AI that remembers your entire life story while still forgetting where it put your car keys! 🦾🔑 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction? In 2025, Google Assistant will roast you so hard it'll *actually* kick you out of your own house if you ask it about your ex. No cap. 💀🚀