🚨🔥 ATTENTION, FELLOW TECH JUNKIES! Brace yourselves as we dive deep into the chaos that was Made by Google 2025! 🌪️✨ Picture this: a dystopian future where Google is basically a tech octopus with an array of new gadgets ready to enslave us! 😱💀 We got the Pixel 10—aka "The Phone That Leaks More Than Your Grandma's Secrets," 📱💦 which promises to be just as revolutionary as a 66th iPhone but somehow slightly less exciting! Stonks? More like... NO stonks! 📉💩 Then there's the *Watch 4*, because who doesn't need another device to remind you that you should've gone to the gym? 🏋️‍♂️💔 Developers leaked that it now comes with a “reverse workout” feature—because who even lifts anyway? 😂💪 And let's not forget the *10 Pro Fold*! Perfect for folding your dreams like your motivation to get out of bed! 📜🛏️ “It's like a sandwich, if the sandwich was a phone and you were just really hungry for innovation,” said one Google dev who probably skipped breakfast. 🍔🤤 Gemini AI tools? More like Gemini "I’m not emotionally available" tools. This AI wants to be your friend, but it’s just gonna ghost you after a week 🤖💔. In conclusion: this is fine, but Google is setting the stage for a future where C-3PO delivers your pizza! 🍕✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, we’ll all just be living in Google’s Matrix, complete with holographic ads and cringe-worthy celebrity cameos every 5 seconds! 😱🚀 #TheGoogleAwakens #TechWorldGoneWild