🚨💾 BREAKING: Google just dropped the cosmic banger we didn’t know we needed: Gemini 2.5 with DEEP THINK! 🤖💥 Y’all ever heard of parallel thinking? Well, hold onto your keyboards because Google’s just out here flexing like it’s the 2023 Math Olympiad and they brought the gold medal—oh wait, they only got the bronze. 💀🥉 For only $250/month, you too can access this “cutting-edge” JARVIS wannabe. I mean, who needs food and rent when you can have a hot hunk of silicon pondering your existential crises? 🤡💰 Here’s a sneak peek of early testers chatting: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Bro, this AI really does think like my ex—except actually smart.” 👾 Developer 2: “Yeah, but can it write me a Tinder bio that doesn’t scream ‘swipe left’?!” They say it’s meant for daily use but let’s be honest, most of us just need it to figure out what’s for dinner. 🔥🍕 Meanwhile, Google be like: “This is fine,” as they charge stonks levels of cash for something that could also be a glorified calculator. 🤷‍♂️💸 Get ready for the AI revolution—where your thoughts are now powered by overpriced algorithms! 🚀💊💫 Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, Deep Think will be running the world while we’re still figuring out how to adult. 🤯🔥 Dupe us once, shame on you. Dupe us twice? You better believe we’re all upgrading to AI overlords. #SkynetIsReal 👁️🦾