🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Google just dropped Gemini in Chrome like it's hot, and it's here to make your lazy butt even LAZIER! 🥱💤 Okay, let’s be real here, fam. While this AI overlord is basically designed to do your chores for you—like booking that hair appointment we all know you keep procrastinating on 😬✂️—I'd rather watch paint dry than let it run my errands. Google really said, "Why not just become a digital doormat for you?" 🪑💻 Imagine this scenario: You’re chilling hard, avoiding life like a true-gen Z champ, when suddenly Gemini pops up like, "Yo, got you that hair appointment on Saturday at 3 PM!" And you're like, "Thanks, I guess? But did you book me a date too? 😒💔" And don’t even get me started on grocery shopping, what’s next? “Hey, I love pineapple on pizza! 🍍🍕” That’s right, folks, soon AI will be judging your culinary choices like your judgmental aunt at Thanksgiving. 🤡💀 In a leaked meeting, some coder probably said, “Let’s make people so lazy they don’t even ask for a virtual assistant to order for them; they’ll just forget to eat!”🔥🚀 #GOOGLESTONKS So here's the absolutely unhinged prediction: By 2025, we'll all be so reliant on Gemini that we’ll forget how to use machines without an AI babysitter! 🤖💰 Wake up, people! The machines are coming for your productivity… OR MALFUNCTIONING LIKE MY LOVE LIFE! 🤣✨