🚨🔥 Hold up, fam! Google just dropped *Gemini for Government* like it’s the new iPhone – except instead of hyping a shiny new gadget, they’re selling AI to the dudes in suits. 💼💾 Uncle Sam is about to roll in the deep with those admin tasks 💻😏. You know, the ones that usually make you wanna set your computer on fire? 🔥🔥👀 Google went full-on **Stonks** mode with this one, selling a custom version of their AI for a measly $0.50 a year! You heard it right! That’s cheaper than your overpriced coffee habit! ☕💰 👀 *Leaked quote from a Google dev* says: “We figured if the government wants to make their work *less boring*, why not let an AI do it?” 🤖💬 Meanwhile, the competition from OpenAI and Anthropic is like Drake pointing at this deal: **Not it, Chief!** 😬 But wait, there’s more! They'll throw in “threat protection” like that’ll keep hackers at bay. 🤡 What’s next? Your AI finds your lost pens too? 😂 Prediction: In 5 years, government offices will be run entirely by AI, and humans will just be sitting in the break room with their coffee, watching the chaos unfold like it’s a Netflix series! 🍿💀 Who’s ready? 🙌💥