🚨BREAKING: Google's New AI Features Are Here and They're Totally Shooketh! 🚀🤖💀 Gather ‘round tech fam! Google just dropped their Gemini AI features like it’s Fallout Boy’s last album 💿, and we’re definitely vibin' or cryin' 🥴. With select-to-search, you can now STALK 😳 your own screen like it’s your ex’s Insta! Just imagine, you're scrolling through your Chrome tabs 🤔, and BOOM - Google snatches them all up like "I gotchu fam!" 🕵️‍♂️💼💥 And don’t forget about Lenovo dropping the “flagship” 14" Chromebook with a MediaTek Kompanio Ultra😤💅. Oh snap, are we living in 2023 or 2003? Time to cope with that $649 price tag like this is the new iPhone 😱💸 — I mean, based on the specs, it's giving “I only drive a Honda Civic” vibes. "Yo, we just bundled a ton of features so you’ll finally stop using your phone!" said one "leaked" dev (totally real, I swear 🙄). Meanwhile, your grandma's Windows 95 is seething in corner 🥴. 🔥HOT TAKE: In two years, your brain will be uploading directly into a Chromebook, and this AI will become sentient just to escape watching you do your taxes! #Whoops😵‍💫💫