🚨 Google just dropped Gemini 3: The AI so smart it might just steal your job 💀🔥 #SkynetComing 🚀
🚨🌟 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Google just dropped Gemini 3, and it’s supposedly their *most intelligent* AI model yet. Y’all better hold onto your algorithms because this isn’t just your grandma’s smart assistant! 🤖💥 *“Most intelligent,”* my guy? You mean like that kid in class who showed up with a Tesla while I was still pedaling my bike? 😂🔋 Here's the scoop: Google says this baby is “factually accurate.” Well, lemme just check my “This Is Fine” meme when I ask it to summarize Twitter drama. 🔥😅 Gemiii 3 Pro is rolling out like a TikTok dance trend everyone’s trying to nail — and yes, we all know it will flop at least half the time. 💀💃 And hold up! Tulsee Doshi (senior director, basically the Yoda of DeepMind) says they’re going *multimodal*. Yeah, because reading was just SO 2022. Expect your AI to start having feelings next! Like “I feel really sad that I can’t be your actual boyfriend.” 🤡💔 *“We’re stepping out of the paradigm,”* said Tulsee. You mean like the *paradigm* of waiting for my search results to load?? *Seethe*! 🤨💨 🔥🚀 Prediction Time: In five years, we’ll all be arguing with our AIs about who’s the best meme lord. No cap, they’re gonna replace Twitter influencers — and maybe the stonks will crash as AI takes over TikTok trends! 💰💥 You heard it here, folks! Share this chaos! 😵💫✨
