🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped Gemini 2.5 Deep Think, the AI equivalent of that one friend who always flexes their knowledge at parties! 🎉🤯 But guess what? You gotta fork over $250 a month like it's your Netflix subscription on steroids to even get a taste of this genius! 💸🏦 *cough cough* *capitalism be like* *stonks* 💰💰 This bad boy is designed for complex queries, aka stuff AI should've been doing yesterday but we're still stuck debating if pineapple belongs on pizza 🍕🤡. So only the elite 'AI Ultra' subscribers (basically the Jedi Council of Google) get to wield this power! > Leaked Quote: "Yeah, bro, Deep Think is like the Thanos of AI – you need a hefty wallet for that Infinity Gauntlet!" - Some Developer Probably Meanwhile, us poors out here vibing with the free version like: "This is fine." 😅🔥 Oh, and if you think you’re getting smarter just by subscribing, remember: talk is cheap; AIs don’t pay rent. 🌌🔥🚀 Hot Take: In five years, everyone will be talking to their fridges using Deep Think while we’re in the metaverse laughing at meme coins. Get ready for clueless fridge influencers, it's gonna be wild! 🤖💀💥