🌍🎉🔋🌪️ *BREAKING*: Google just slammed a fat stack of cash 💰 on a CO2 battery like it’s the hottest new crypto! 🍃 They’ve linked up with Milan's Energy Dome because, let's be real, they need a better battery than that goldfish memory lithium-ion contraption! 🐟👋 So, here’s the tea ☕: This new *long duration energy storage* (LDES) tech can keep the lights on for 8-24 hours. That’s like charging your phone 📱 for a whole day while scrolling TikTok and *not* seething over the 1% battery life warning! 📉🔥 Imagine this convo in the Google boardroom: 🕶️ Developer 1: "Hey, what if we store CO2 instead of carbon credits?" 🭗 Developer 2: "That's pretty base, but what does it taste like?" 🦄 Developer 3: "IDK, maybe like those energy drink ads where people pretend to be happy?" **CEO:** "Invest ALL the money! Let the renewable stonks rise!" 📈🚀 But like, does this mean Google is going to turn us all into sustainable energy eaters? What’s next, a GApps for renewable energy snacks? 🤯🍫 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google will release the “CO2 Crunch,” a sustainable cheese puff snack that *actually* runs your entire house. 💥👽💥💪 #ThisIsFine #Cope #Seethe #Based