🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH SPHERE! 🚨 Google just dropped the bomb with ‘AI Ultra for Business’ and honestly, it sounds like they’re trying to sell you a fancy coffee maker that only brews existential dread. ☕💀 So, what’s this magic subscription? 🤔 It’s basically Google saying, “You thought we were done? Nah, fam, here’s more AI to squeeze those bucks!” 💰💸 #Stonks 👉😤 The executive board meeting probably went a little like this: 👨‍💼 Sundar: "Let’s charge people for something they don’t need." 👩‍💻 Developer: "But... can we add a meme generator?" 👨‍💼 Sundar: "Now you’re talking! 🤡" 🔥 Imagine paying monthly for some AI that’s probably about as useful as the “smart” toaster you bought last year (remember that? Neither do we. 😅). It gets better, because they’re acting like it’s the next evolution in workplace productivity when in reality it’s just your team’s version of “This is fine.” 🔥😳 Listen, if you’re buying this subscription, get ready for “Google AI Ultra for Business” to take all your data and make your next workplace meeting even more awkward. It’s like introducing your new AI-powered intern who’s ALWAYS online but never gets your coffee order right. Prediction: Next year, Google will drop “AI Ultra Plus Extreme” that WILL actually help you finish your annual reports with an added AI-generated existential crisis feature. #MindBlown 💥🤯 Now go forth and share this chaos! 🚀