💰🔥 BREAKING: Google has just made the craziest power move since the last time they tried to monetize our souls! They just dropped a wet $3B to snag TWO 20-year power purchase agreements for hydroelectric power from Brookfield. That’s right folks, we're talking about a whopping 670MW of clean energy—enough to power a small country or maybe just an aggressive TikTok dance💃✨. 💡 Developers are buzzing like a Google server farm on a Monday morning! 🐝 “We’re just trying to keep up with the AI hype—no cap, the servers were eating more than a stonks meme after hours!” said a mysterious ‘insider’ (probably just Chad from DevOps) 👀. Meanwhile, Google’s CEO is over here like Drake pointing at renewable energy investments because it’s as BASED as it gets! 🤌🚀 But wait—this is merely a survival tactic! Google’s trying to keep those AI algorithms powered up while the rest of us are still trying to charge our phones off USB-C cables that don’t even work (this is fine meme playing in the background). 💀🔥 🚨 Prediction Alert: In 2030, Google's going to be offering users a subscription-based "Eco-Power Feature" for just $9.99/month because they’re going to *need* that cashflow when AI takes all the jobs. More like “You can’t Google your way outta this one!” 🤖💥 Share this chaos and let’s see who can out-meme the Green Thumb Goliaths! 🌍💚 #GooglesGoneGreen #MemeEnergy