🚨🔊 BREAKING: GOOGLE JUST DOINKED $30M INTO A LAWSUIT ABOUT KID DATA COLLECTING! 😱💰 Yo, fam! Did you hear the TEA? ☕️ Google just dropped $30 MILLION like it's not even a hot pocket in the microwave!🍕💥 But wait, they’re like, “We ain't doin' nuffin wrong!” 🤡💀 THAT'S CAP, my dude! The internet is watching! 👀👊 They be out there collecting lil' Timmy's gameplay deets like they're the next big stonks 📈, while parents are like “This is fine” 🐶🔥. Out here, Google is collecting more data than a high schooler collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards—except this time it’s NOT for the hype. 🤖💔 *Leaked conversation*: Dev 1: “Bro, did we even ask for permission?” Dev 2: “Permission is for losers. Just call it ‘targeted advertising’ and watch them seethe.” Bruh—no cap, it's maddening! They’re just playing 3D chess while we’re all stuck on checkers! 🚀🙃 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, Google will pivot to *selling* children's data as NFTs—imagine a lil' NFT of Johnny’s 4th birthday cake! 🎂👾 Can’t wait for that cringe to hit the metaverse! Go ahead and share this blasphemy! 💥📲 #GoogleTakesTheL 🥴