🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 Google is desperately searching for 15 Pixel “Superfans” to test their unreleased phones – AKA, they need some ride-or-die stans to save their PR in the eyes of the tech gods! 📱🤡💀 Let’s be real, this is like trying to get people excited for a salad at an all-you-can-eat buffet of cheeseburgers. I mean, how many iterations of the same Pixel could we possibly need? 🤔🤦‍♂️ “Oh wow, look—photos of the moon that make it look like a measly pizza!” 🍕🌕 Imagine these lucky Superfans gathering in a dark room, blinded by the glow of their new Android overlords. “I swear to God, I’ll never leak anything!” 😂💀 said one wannabe devotee while shoveling pixels into their meme arsenal. But let’s be real: it’s *Google*. They must know by now that promising not to leak anything is like asking a toddler not to spill their juice. 🍹👶 This is *not* a Superfan club; it’s a potential “leak fest” waiting to happen. STONKS are gonna rise the second someone says “Cameragate 2.0” 🔥🔥. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: 10/15 Superfans will start a TikTok reality show where they compete to see who can break their NDAs first. Season finale? “Google Juiced!” 🚀✨ #TheMoreYouKnow #SeetheAndLeak