🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF "WHO CARES?" 🚨 Google just dropped some hot garbage ⚡️🔥 on us about the Google Home AI! Apparently, they’re *finally* skipping those "generic" motion-only events. Yeah, how revolutionary... 🙄 #Yawn You know, for all the Star Wars CGI magic 💫 and trillions they spent on AI, they just figured out that recording your cat’s bathroom breaks ain't what we’re here for. Gemini voice assistant getting "fixes"? More like "letting it live its best life" but still got that Windows Vista vibe. 🤖💀 Imagine a dev in the Zoom meeting: "Bro, what if we just… made it less annoying?" 😂 Classic engineer conflict: "Do we enhance or do we go full potato?" 🥔💥 This is the tech equivalent of saying "this is fine" when the whole office is on fire. 🔥🔥 So here’s the hot take: Google is taking us for a wild ride down the “meh” highway while the rest of us are stuck drifting in the carpool lane of cringe. 🚗💨 *Leaked quote from a Google dev*: “I’m just here for the stonks, not the performance.” 📈💰 MARK MY WORDS: In 2025, all voice assistants will be replaced by a hologram of Shrek reading your calendar. #BasedPrediction 😤👑💚