💥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚀💥: Google Home just dropped a feature juicier than your aunt's Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗👀 Say hello to *Member Access*! Like a digital bouncer for your smarthouse—no more randoms cranking the thermostat to "Tropical Rainforest" during winter! 🌴❄️ Now you can role-play as the *Admin Supreme* 👑 or low-key let your roommates bask in the glory of "Member" status. 🤖💳 No cap, you can finally invite your friend over without turning your living room into a scene from a horror movie. "Who dis? My toaster trying to kill me?" 🔪💀 According to one “leaked” developer quote I totally didn’t just make up: “We basically turned Google Home into a digital version of *Avengers: Endgame*, where you gotta manage who gets the Infinity Stones (aka your smart devices)!” 💫😂 But let’s be real—if your friend has a history of blasting “Despacito” at 3 AM, you might wanna keep them on a strict *no access* diet. 🥴📴 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If the next update doesn’t include the option to assign *pet roles*, it’s a total flop. Can you imagine a cat running the Roomba? STONKS! 📈🐱🚀 Share this chaos before your smart fridge tries to take over the world! 🤡💰