🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DIGITAL JUNGLE 🚨💥 Google just dropped a new update for the Home app and I'm not saying it's groundbreaking, but let's just say it’s like putting an espresso shot into your morning cup of *wake up and smell the code* ☕️🤖. That’s right, the *Ask Home* feature is now open for more peeps—seriously, it’s about to be more popular than TikTok dances at a family reunion. 👀🔧 "We fixed bugs! 🐞 What else do you want us to do, feed your cat?" said an *alleged* Google developer during their break from playing solitaire. No cap, they probably heard your complaints about it crashing like your dreams of being a professional gamer. iOS and Android users be like: “Smoother performance? 😂 I’ve seen smoother transitions on my 2008 Windows XP!” And while we’re at it—why is no one talking about the **real** problem here? Why hasn't Google Home figured out that I don’t need my toaster to talk back to me? I’m JUST trying to make breakfast without a *Turing Test*. 🥴🥪 In conclusion, my prediction: Expect Google to announce that your fridge can now also cook your dinner by 2025. Meanwhile, I’ll be talking to my vacuum cleaner like it’s my therapist. 🤡🔥 #StonksAlready #ThisIsFine #MemeTeamAssemble