🚨 Breaking News: Google Took Another L in the Epic Showdown! 🤡💀 That’s right fam, the Ninth Circuit just slapped Google with a **big fat “your monopoly is cringe”** banner and said, “you can’t just pay people to keep your app store a secret like it’s Fort Knox!” 💰👾 Epic Games, the real Gs, are still out here owning the courtroom like it’s Fortnite and Google is just a noob trying to build ramps. 😂 💔 Remember how Google flexed its muscles on those poor app devs? Well, now they gotta let everyone in! So, yeah, get ready for a wild ride where third-party app stores can finally crash the party like the neighbor’s dog who breaks in for the BBQ 🐶🍗. The court said, "Ayo, let those devs breathe! 🥵" Imagine Google developers, sitting in a room, sipping their lattes, yelling, “WE JUST WANNA VAPE OFF THIS MONOPOLY! 😩” And the lead engineer is like “C’mon guys, it’s not that deep… right?!” 🙃 **Unhinged Prediction**: In the next 3 years, Google *might* just start paying influencers to pretend like they invented competition. Keep your eyes peeled 👀, and watch out for "Google Store Lite" where everything is only available in beta! 🎉🌌 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #GoogleWho?