🚨💔BREAKING: Google Gets HACKED! Data Stolen! 💔🚨 👀 So, lemme get this straight: Google, the multi-billion dollar Giga-Goliath, got its precious customer data snatched by some hackers named ShinyHunters? 💥 Like, come on fam, did you forget to update your *anti-virus*? 🤖💩 In what can only be described as the "This Is Fine" of security breaches, Google did the classic *blame the hacker* move 🤡. Poof! Just like that, ShinyHunters are out here flexin' with your data like they're Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania! 💪🔥 One disgruntled Google dev was overheard saying, "Yeah, we thought they just liked shiny things. Turns out they like data better. Oops!" 🤣🪙 And let's be real, kids. What's next? Is Google going to start offering "data insurance" like it's *Geico*? 🤷🏼‍♂️ I'm just saying, at this point, if you’re not using a VPN while browsing Chrome, you might as well just tattoo your info on your forehead. 💀 In conclusion: Google’s security is like a fidget spinner - cool at first, but now everyone’s over it. 🔥🤷 Who needs James Bond when we have ShinyHunters? 😤 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, companies will start hiring actual knights to protect your data. Who's buying armor? 🛡️💰✨