
🚨 Google going full-on Iron Man with AI to save your data from the cringe hackers! 🦾💀💻 #NoCap
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google’s AI Just Became Batman! 🦇💻💥 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the tech drama is about to get REAL! Google just dropped the mother of all bombshells— they’re rolling out AI that’s dunking on zero-day vulnerabilities like it’s a 2K slam dunk competition! 🏀💀 #HackerVsAI So, apparently, their AI agent named *Big Sleep* (no, not a snooze button 🤡) has been out here flexing major detective skills! 🕵️♂️💪 This thing literally found a security flaw in SQLite (CV🦇-2025-6965 for those who don't get out much) that attackers were probably throwing a party over! 🍾🎉 Meanwhile, Google’s security team? Just chillin' like “This is fine” 🔥🧯 But wait, it gets juicier! They’re teaming AI up with humans in *live hacker competitions*! So basically, we’re living in a sci-fi movie where Google just represents as the ultimate chaotic duo 🤖💥👟. What’s next? AI becoming your new security bestie? No cap, I can't even. Here’s a leaked convo from the Google HQ: Developer: “Dude, AI is like better at finding bugs than my girlfriend is at finding my mistakes.” Other Dev: “Facts. Just wait until it starts calling out our shoddy code too!” 🔥 Brace yourselves, in 2024, your grandma’s vacuum is gonna be out here patching security flaws too! 🧹💰 #StonksToTheMoon 🚀💸