🌟💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google finally hops on the USB-C bandwagon for its new Nest Cam, and honestly? 🤡🤦‍♂️ It’s about time, fam! Like, we’ve been riding the lightning with micro-USB since the Stone Age 🚀. That’s dinosaur tech, my dude! The new Nest Cam is basically just like “I’m not *that* different, I just want my cable to be consistent, k?” You ever try to charge with micro-USB? It’s like dating someone who doesn’t text back 💔. *This is fine*. 👀 Leaked Dev Quote: “We decided to switch to USB-C because we’d like our users to have a moment of joy instead of feeling like they’re trying to shove a banana into a potato.” 😂 And let’s be real, how many times have YOU lost a charging cable? Stonks down, am I right? 📉💰 So, Google’s out here serving continuity like it’s a five-course meal but really it’s just a sad bowl of lukewarm oatmeal. 🥴 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be using WiFi 7 cables that resemble a spaghetti plate, and Google’s next product will be a literal Nest Cam that charges itself with the power of our pure confusion. 💀🤖 #futureisnow #takeMyMoney!