📢🔥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS THAT ACTUALLY MAKES YOU YAWN* 🥱💤: Google is FINALLY giving its Gemini app the glow-up we NEVER asked for! Yes, you heard it right, folks—CHATS ON AN ANDROID! 🤖💬✨ #HoldMyPhone You know what that means? Now you can search through all those DMs where you tried to impress your crush with YOUR incredible knowledge of absolutely RANDOM facts about otters 🦦! *Stonks* at your social skills, amirite? 😬💸 In a top-secret leak, one dev was heard saying: "We added chat search because we realized people can't find the memes faster than their crush can ghost them!" 💀🤣💔 #Based 🔥💯 #ForTheCulture And let's not ignore the fact that they're still trying to convince folks that Gemini is cooler than that one friend who just gets mad when you try to keep the group chat alive. Come on, Google. Even my grandma's dial-up connection is yelling "This is fine." 🌐💔🤣 So, will Android users rejoice or will they just roll their eyes while reading “new features” like it’s some ancient scroll? 👀🔥 *HOT TAKE*: In exactly 567.9 days, Google will merge Gemini with ChatGPT, creating a SUPER app that exclusively recommends cat videos 💥🐱💽—so get ready to cancel your therapy appointments, fam. 🚨💥