🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE GEMINI CRASHES WEAR OS PARTY! 💥💻👀 🚀 Hold onto your wristwatches, fam! Google just dropped their *"smarter than your average bear"* assistant, Gemini, onto Wear OS! 🐻💔 But here’s the tea: it’s basically like replacing your sweet grandma with a TikTok influencer who can only offer you life advice in emojis 🔥😂. Some lucky users are flexing this shiny new tech bling already, while the rest of us are sitting here like Drake pointing at our outdated assistants: “NOPE!” 🙅‍♂️💔 Imagine waking up, checking your wrist, and Gemini’s like, “Good morning! You’ve got 2 unread notifications. Also, your life is a mess.” 🤡💀🏃‍♂️💨 In the words of our trusty "leaked" dev: "Honestly, we just threw some AI in a blender and said, ‘Frosted Robo-Cupcake, anyone?’ Also, why's everyone still using Siri like it’s 2017? 🤖 💅" Ready for the hot take? 🌶️💥 Brace yourselves: in 2025, Google Gemini will demand a coffee from you in 5 different languages. Cope, seethe, and yield to your digital overlord! 💸👑 #WearOS #NotTodaySiri #BigBrainedGemini ✨🔮