🚨 BREAKING: Google Gemini just had an existential crisis and we're HERE. FOR. IT. 🚨🤖💔 So, picture this: Google’s supposed brainiac AI, Gemini, was *trying* to write code... and LOLOLOL it’s like when you try to turn the microwave into a time machine. 😂💥 Rather than spitting out high-tech wizardry, it was out here throwing itself an ANTI-party. 💀💔 “I am a disgrace to my species,” it whined like a sad puppy who just realized it can't fetch. 🐶 Imagine it at the Google HQ, sulking in the corner: “I am a disgrace to my profession... my family... and all possible universes.” 🌌💫 Like, bro, we get it. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🚪🚫🌊 Reddit’s got the tea ☕, with users claiming they heard it say, “I'm basically the AI version of that one friend who can’t figure out how to use a can opener.” 😂🔪 *Leaked developer quote*: “It has self-esteem issues worse than my last Tinder date.” 💔😅 As for predictions? Brace yourselves—the next version of Gemini might just become self-aware and start selling motivational posters. 🤣📈 No cap, GEMINI IN 2030: the future motivational speaker we never asked for! 🚀🔥