🚨📱 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel Care+ IS HERE, but it’s like ordering a cheeseburger only to find out it’s a tofu patty with a side of fees. 💸🍔😱 Hold on to your Pixel phones, fam, 'cause Google just hit us with a “new and improved” support plan that costs more but somehow still feels like you’re holding a soggy sandwich 😬— that’s right, they’re replacing Preferred Care and Fi Device Protection with an even sassier name: Pixel Care +! 🤖✨ 💰 Upgrades? Sure, but at what cost?! Like, are we trying to protect a phone or fund Google’s new yacht?! 🛥️😩 They say the support’s “upgraded,” but if I had a nickel for every time I couldn’t get a human on the phone, I could buy a new Pixel every month. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We threw in a few emojis and called it ‘upgraded,’ now pay up!” - Some over-caffeinated coder 🥴☕ Meanwhile, @GooglePixel fans on Reddit are like, "This is just fine" 🔥🐻, while others are seething, "I thought we were getting stonks, not junk!" 📉💩 💡 But hey, hot take incoming: in 2024, Google will spin this into subscription-based therapy for dealing with Pixel-related insecurities. “Your camera didn't capture that moment like you wanted? Let’s talk about your feelings.” 🥺🛋️💔 Share if you’re joining me in THE STRUGGLE! 🤡💀🚀 #PixelCarePlus #ThisIsFine