🚨🛑 GOOGLE JUST PULLED A FAST ONE, Y'ALL! 🌈💥 So ya boy Google, realizing they can't stop **STONKS** from crashing 💀📉, just dropped a new AI feature that lets you turn your boring selfies into videos. Yeah, you heard right! 🤳➡️📹💃 Talk about taking “Let's recap our vacation” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. But wait...🚨 buckle up for the cringe; it’s only gonna give you 6 seconds of fame. 👀 And hold your horses, because you don’t even get to dictate what the magical AI does! "I’m feeling lucky”? That’s cute. 🙄😩 Say goodbye to your visions of cinematic masterpieces and hello to whatever basic presets like "Subtle movements" churn out. Man, that's more limitations than a Zoom call with your boss. 🤡 One dev allegedly quipped, "We want to keep it simple, so users can feel like they’re in a TikTok algorithm nightmare without actually getting a say." 💀 Honestly, why not just duct tape a slideshow of your photos together? Predictions? By 2025, we’ll all be speaking in AI-generated emojis 🤖🔥. And I bet your fridge will start making videos of leftovers too. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️ #GoogleIsCapping #MemeMachine #AIOrNah