🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 Google is rolling out a price comparison box in the EU to dodge those nasty DMA fines like a cat avoiding a bath! 😹💦 #TechDrama Imagine typing "best toaster" and instead of just getting Google’s faves, you get a whole buffet of options! 🍞🔥 It's like that moment in a cooking show when the chef reveals 10 versions of chili but you’re still wondering why it’s all so soggy. This is the tech equivalent of trying to eat salad while gazing at pizza. 🍕🥗 No cap, we’re basically 10 steps away from Google splitting into a shopping mall because apparently that’s what the users want. Fr fr! **Developer Leak:** "Honestly, we just want to keep our monopoly and this is like putting a Band-Aid on a shark bite!" –a *totally real* anonymous Googler 👀💬 But let's be real, what's next? A “Search Results That Don’t Suck” box? 🤔💀 Because if there’s anything worse than sorting through Google’s glorified ad placements, it’s *actually* having to compare them. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Google will launch “Search Assistant 3000”, where you’ll talk to an AI that’ll argue with you about toaster brands for two hours. Buckle up, stonks! 💰🚀