🚨 Breaking News Alert 🚨 Google's like, "Hey, wanna drop $10B? 💸 Only for the *slight* sake of storing all those cat memes 😻 and random TikTok dances 💃!" *Ceos be like: "STONKS!" 💹* ✨ So, what’s the tea? ☕ Google is building a 1GW data center cluster in Visakhapatnam. That's like *super* powered data storage for your **most embarrassing** search history ⚡️🔍. Picture three massive campuses where servers are sweating more than your uncle at a family reunion—no cap! 🔥😂 "Bro, we should’ve just made an NFT for that $10B," said a "source" I totally didn't make up 😏. Meanwhile, other tech companies are just sitting there like, *Drake pointing* at Google: "Let’s not invest in infrastructure for the next 5 years but throw money at whatever this is! 👀" As we wait until July 2028 to see if this data giant actually does anything (Because *this is fine*), brace yourselves for Google turning Andhra Pradesh into the data Nirvana we never asked for. 🤖💥 🔥🔥 *Hot take:* In 2030, Google’s data centers will be so big, they’ll have their own zip code—Visakhapatnam: The Silicon Valley of the Data Lords! 🛸🌌 Laugh, cry, or seethe but *don’t* sleep on this chaotic tech future! 🚀🤡💀